Pardon?

Pardon? (Harpers.org):

"transcript of a phone call made by Kevin B. Wyckoff to his parents, Charles and Martha Wyckoff, a few hours after they had attended his funeral on December 22. Kevin B. Wyckoff is an inmate at the Lexington Correctional Facility in Oklahoma, where he is serving a five-year sentence for offenses including kidnapping and contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Originally from Harper's Magazine, March 2004.




CHARLES WYCKOFF: Hello.


KEVIN B. WYCKOFF: Hey, Dad.


CHARLES: Huh. Well damn, boy. We just had your funeral today.


KEVIN: Yeah I know, I heard.


CHARLES: Well, what the hell is going on?"

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