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Despite Bush Flip-Flops, Kerry Wears the Label:

The president has reversed his policy on issues ranging from free trade to same-sex marriage over the past four years, but Democrats say their candidate is the only one being caricatured as a flip-flopper.

Of course, any non-partisan observer, say a being from another planet, would have made this observation months ago, but hey, WaPo, welcome to the party!

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