Novak Man of Mystery

Some good photoshops of Novakula here

1115.org - West Coast Cap Peelers » » Robert Novak, Photoshop Target:

Novak: No, but I’ve had the same experience that she did. A lot of my trouble in the world is that they’ve doctored my make-up and colorized me in a lot of newspapers on my picture. So, I sympathize with her.

HENRY: This is breaking news. I’ve haven’t heard this.

That’s right, Bob. Your image problems have nothing to do with being an amoral turd who decided to out a CIA agent to push a political agenda. If your world is so fragile that a few (so-called) doctored photographs will cause it to tilt on its axis…well, that sounds like a challenge, doesn’t it?
Sure it does.
But don’t let us have all the fun—If you come up with some amusing Novak pieces of your own, send them in (jl *at* 1115 *dot* org) and we will publish them in a future post. We can’t let Katherine Harris take all the wacky makeup-related conspiracies for herself, you know.

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