In an alternate universe, one where I swallowed my aversion to our litigious society, and put my liberal arts degree to good use and became an attorney, I would have loved to use a put-down like this, in a speech saved into the public record.
Apple Lawyers Argue Case in U.K. CourtAn Apple lawyer said “even a moron in a hurry” could distinguish between the company's iTunes music store and a record label like The Beatles' Apple Corps, as the trademark trial continued.
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