Pubic-Hair-Coloring

Ahh, America, land of the consumer friendly Fun Betty.

I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or shrug.

Betty Crocker Moist Fist
(Betty Crotcher image idea shamelessly pilfered from Geoff)

Advertising Age - Launch of Pubic-Hair-Coloring Product Line Scores PR Coup ... The whole thing started with Ms. Jarecki's visits to a hair salon in Rome, where she was living three years ago. She noticed as women left the salon, the colorist would discreetly slip them little brown bags. “They would receive it with such delight, kiss kiss, and away they would go,” she said.

Curious, she asked the receptionist what the women were getting in those little bags and was told, in Italian, “to match down there.”

“I thought, 'Of course, who wouldn't want to be a true blonde?”' Ms. Jarecki said.

...Ms. Jarecki and a couple of female college students she hired called on women in salons and waxing parlors. “It came back that a lot of people would be interested in doing this,” she said, but safety concerns prevented them.

She also asked a gynecologist to track patients for a month (anonymously, of course). He had never paid much attention before in 25 years of practice, but he told Ms. Jarecki that “not one person matches.” A few blondes who had tried did so poorly, he told her.

So she worked with a chemist and toxicologist to develop a gentle, no-drip formulation and specialty application tools. Ms. Jarecki then wanted a brand personality she describes as a cross between Doris Day and porn star Traci Lords. The term “betty” came to mind as a term guys in college had applied to attractive women.

“People have always wanted a name to call their betty,” she said. “And I've been able to describe this product without having to say all the many types of ways to describe your betty.”

And so, another euphemism for the female anatomy is born. In five colors -- Brown Betty, Blonde Betty, Auburn Betty, Black Betty and Fun Betty (hot pink) -- priced at $20 a box. Bettybeauty.com also sells T-shirts that ask: “Is your betty ready?”

“Men can be betties, too,” Ms. Jarecki said, as some are buying Betty products. She knows because response rates for web questionnaires have been high. They also show surprising interest from women ages 60 to 85.

Beyond Betty, below the belt has become fertile ground for personal-care marketers lately. Philips Norelco caused a viral sensation with its Bodygroom and its website Shaveeverywhere.com, replete with influencer marketing via Howard Stern and a promise to add an optical inch to male anatomy.

Unilever's Sunsilk is running magazine ads from WPP Group's JWT, New York, for its De-Frizz products in which a curly-haired woman complains, “My hair's so frizzy I should give it a Brazilian.”

I'd be pretty amused if I, uh, ran into, someone who had used the Fun Betty kit.

Actually, isn't very shocking, as similar clothing/personal options were a nearly-clichéd mise en scène bit in a thousand Sci-Fi novels.

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