Jokes for schmopes

or something.

This joke came straight from the Comedy Hall of Shame National Headquarters
Comedy Hall of Fame National Headquarters

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a store. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, “Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?” He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket on having worn tires. So I called him a Republican shithead. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.


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