President muddles welcoming Queen

So now we know what Condi does all day, when she isn't shopping for Venus in Furs boots.

Condi Rice Death Ray Eyes

President muddles his dates in welcoming Queen | Special reports | Guardian Unlimited :
[Bush the Lesser] shot a quick look at the Queen, and said: “You gave me a look that only a mother could give a child.”But by then, Mr Bush's discomfort with the pageantry that a royal visit entails was an open secret. His wife, Laura Bush, told ABC television yesterday morning that she and the secretary of state, Condoleezza Rice, had to use all their persuasive powers to coax him into a white tie for the state banquet scheduled later yesterday.

No wonder Condi calls The Dauphin her husband: sounds like they have some sort of open marriage thing going between the three of them. Can you imagine George Shultz and Nancy Reagan spending time convincing President Reagan to wear a white tie?

No? Me either. Bush is a petulant child, and not a world leader.

A wink is as good as a prick
Heh-heh, heh-heh, Queenie. My staff was rollin' on muh Oval Office rug when I said that you were old as dirt.

We are Not Amused
We are not amused.


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